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Jeff Moore
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jammin682
User Number: 156146
Date Created:5/5/2001
Number of Posts: 1021

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Strengths: Super intelligence, superior ranting ability, perpetually broken heart makes for great gossip material! Character of steel, moral fiber, Ethical to a fault.
Weaknesses: women. money. reading. cigarettes. kryptonite.
Special Skills: Roof-Jumping, Can drink you under the table, smoke three cigarettes at a time, journalist extaordinare!
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Anti-Hero: You can never tell whether or not he's a good guy here to save the day, or just another angsty bitch here to whine the villains to death.


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